Here’s the deal, if I act like I know more than you or am generally acting better than you, chances are that I AM FUCKING BETTER THAN YOU! There will always be someone more intelligent or whatever than you (in this case, me) and I’m fine with that, but when it so happens that you’re level of intelligence barely reaches that of a pimple on an amoebas ass, I can, in all fairness, class myself as better than you. I see no reason to apologise for being better than you, simply for the reason that it’s your own inbred family that has led you to be as mentally retarded as you are. If you can’t fucking keep up, then do something about it. Here’s an idea, DIE!

If you know more than me (which a HUGE number of people do) than brilliant, you have my respect. Whereas if you have’nt yet managed to reach my puny level of intelligence, than tough, I’m not going to dumb myself down just so your pathetic existence has some meaning.

Now, before you start fapping away at the keyboard telling me how each person is individual, because, fair point is what I say, I’m not going to take the piss (pfft) if I think you’re a retard, I’ll only do that if you actively piss me off with your stupidity.

All in all, if your better than me, I’ll know it, so why not take the hint and realise it if I’m better than you.

Oh, as always, I couldn’t care less about your opinion, so please, try and keep them to yourself.

Dumbass.

~ Izzy

Vagina Dentata.

Yup, exactly what it says there, toothed vagina. Some of you might be wondering what the hell I’ve been smoking, and I can honestly say, not much. Here’s the story.

A bored teenager (your’s truly) is bored (you got that from the first part, but I’m showing just how bored I really was) so he decides to look up on Google for a list of horror movies worth watching. During this “research” session, he stumbles upon Teeth. After deciding to have a closer look at this movie, he uses wikipedia (who doesn’t?). There it said the Teeth is a horror movie about a chick with a toothed vagina. Seeing as he’s only come across toothed vaginas in his early years due to it featuring prominantly in myths and legends, he thought “WOAH!”. I mean, everyone knows what they say about curiosity killing the cat and such, but screw the cat, A CHICK WITH A TOOTHED VAGINA! How cool is that? (in a disturbing sort of way, that involves “other” people losing their penises and stuff). So without further ado, a copy was obtained and many a LOL followed.

Thats the story, but heres what made the movie so awesome:-

1. Chick with toothed vagina
2. Loads of rapists type people lose their penises
3. Chick with toothed vagina
4. Dog eats penis
5. Chick with toothed vagina
6. The way the guy’s act after they lose their penises (This should be #1 in all fairness, it’s hilarious)
7. You guessed it, chick with toothed vagina

So theres the good things, but theres a few bad too, and I might aswel tell you now so you don’t end up wondering.

1. You don’t actually “see” the toothed vagina (biggest let-down EVER)
2. After a bit of research, apparently there have been a couple of cases of documeted vagina dentata
3. It WILL make you check before you screw that one-night stand you picked up (wear a gauntlet just in case)

The movie is worth watching. Specially the part where she’s at the gynocologist’s . That is easily the funniest and best scene in the whole movie. So if you want to see a movie with plent of laugh out loud potential, this is a good bet.

I’d finally finished revamping the coding of my website and had just started researching Content Management Systems. I plan on writing my own, but got bored, so I ended up browsing through one of those shock sites and chanced upon something very pleasing…….very pleasing indeed.

A pedophile gets shot in the head by the father of the molested kid.

Now, obviously this outcome has two major downsides.

1. The rapist is dead (more on this in a bit)
2. The father was arrested (charged with manslaughter)

Now, as you’ll probably have noticed, there’s a slight contradiction in my comments. If i found the video pleasing, why am I upset that the rapist is dead?

Well, simply put, death is such a let down. I mean, he’s dead so he wont be feeling any more pain, but I guess that couldn’t have been helped as he’d been arrested and had police around him all the time. In an ideal situation, the rapist should have been slowly tortured. I would help, but I wouldn’t want to detract from the fathers revenge. Some of you will probably be reading this and thinking that I’m wrong and that he should have just been put away for a long time. Well, firstly, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? You can’t possibly know what the kid went through, and then how his dad must have felt. The guilt at not being able to protect his own son and anger at the fact that the rapist would probably just get a slap on the wrist. Wheres the justice in that? What is actually preventing these kind of people from doing this again later on down the line? Not much to be honest. Current punishments for these crimes in the UK are pretty lame in all fairness.

Death is too quick a release for these bastards. They should be slowly tortured for no less than a month, with each day concentrating on a separate part of the body.They should be forced to eat only what they shit out. Obviously they’d be given a tiny amount of fetid water so that they don’t die of dehydration and be force fed something or other if they try to starve themselves. Footage of this should also be released to the public domain so that the victims and they’re families (if they so wish) can revel in the guy’s misery. The only point at which that bastard should be allowed to die is when each of his limb’s have been hacked off. Even then a quick death is frowned upon. The body should just be thrown in a pit where they can die completely helpless.

Yeah, I know what your thinking. I let him off easy, but I’m not saying that method is the method to treat pedophiles with, it’s just my suggestion. If anyone starts spewing out things like “human rights” or “inhumane”, then screw you. These fuckers don’t deserve rights. Even what I’m suggesting is a picnic compared to what they deserve. But still, some of you won’t understand until it’s happened to you.

My view on what a pedophile deserves, I’ll be sleeping happy that another pervert is dead.

One more thing. These assholes even have their own “association”. It’s known as NAMBLA, or the North American Man/Boy Love Association. First they go around raping kids and now they claim that it’s love? WHAT THE FUCK! Did one of them suddenly decide that if they attempted to gain equal rights then they’d be left to freely fuck little kids? As messed up and corrupt as government are, none of them will sanction this, and to be honest, even if they did, I’d personally lead an angry mob around brutally murdering each and every pedophile I could find.

Am I inciting hatred against pedophiles? YES, kill them all I say, and if you don’t want to kill them, let me know and I’ll do it for free.

~ Izzy